Brexit Briefing: Florence.

artycelia 

I am quite dreading the speech in Florence on Friday. I hope Boris is gagged and chained while Mrs May spouts another load of silly meaningless slogans and soundbites.

' We will survive and thrive following our departure from the European Union '

'We will continue to have a close relationship with our European neighbours.'

' We will be enjoying new trade deals outside of the EU '

'We are stuffed, can we call the whole thing off?'

Boris wriggling out of his chains yelling, 'bus, BUS, what about the BUS? '

Ho hum.

I am sure the EU are shaking in their shoes.

What an embarrassing mess we have gotten ourselves into.