Marilyn Can't Play Tennis and Her Golf's a Menace...
I can't play tennis My golf's a menace I just can't do the Australian crawl And I'm no better at volleyball, Ain't there anyone here for love? I'm apathetic and non-athletic I can't keep up in a marathon I need some shoulders to lean upon. I need a chappy to make me happy And he don't have to be Hercules Don't anyone know about the birds and bees? Ain't there anyone here for love Sweet love, Ain't there anyone here for love?